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Wiseguy Pizza

+1 202-408-7800
300 Massachusetts Ave NW Retail #1, Washington, DC 20001 United States of America
Open Today: 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Amenities

Service options
  • Outdoor seating
  • Delivery
  • Takeout
  • Dine-in
Highlights
  • Fast service
Popular for
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
  • Solo dining
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible restroom
  • Wheelchair accessible seating
Offerings
  • Alcohol
  • Beer
  • Comfort food
  • Late-night food
  • Quick bite
  • Vegetarian options
Dining options
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
  • Catering
  • Dessert
  • Seating
Amenities
  • Restroom
Atmosphere
  • Casual
  • Cozy
  • Trendy
Crowd
  • College students
  • Groups
  • Tourists
Planning
Payments
  • Credit cards
  • Debit cards
  • NFC mobile payments
Children
  • Good for kids
Parking
  • Paid street parking
  • Parking
Pets
  • Dogs allowed outside

Best WLM Reviews

Great place to grab a slice after a capitals game. Can be a bit busy put they process your order quick! There Sicilian styles pies are delicious and there pizza sauce is one of my personal favorites really rich with just a hint of sweetness. My friends enjoyed the other styles of pizza that didn’t have a tomato base and I liked it as well. Definitely a place to check out been coming here since I was a kid.
Busy place, for ordering in person and deliveries. Good menu, whole pizza, or slices. Cakes looked amazing. Staff friendly, everything made from scratch and you can see them making the stuff from the counter. Not a lot of seating inside, outside seats as well. Reasonable prices. Food was hot and delicious. Really nicely decorated .Definitely recommend.
Very satisfying when craving some slices. They're large, somewhat greasy, not at all health foods, but can definitely hit the spot when you've got the pizza cravings.
They're also typically open late, which is great for those wanting a late night bite. Their selection is varied enough to satisfy different palates. I enjoyed the Chicken Tikka pizza (love me some Indian food AND pizza, so two birds with one stone!), the Chicken + Bacon pizza, and a plain cheese.
All were great. I particularly liked the Chicken Tikka and the Chicken and Bacon slices, though!
I also got 3 garlic knots, which were huge. Also very good bites.
Overall, the pizza here is varied, simple, and no frills. Cheesy, doughy, good bites. ????
*Parking is awful around here, but right in front of the entrance is 2-hr neighborhood parking. It's also a few blocks from Gallery Place/Chinatown metro. Some indoor/outdoor seating available.
Nice cozy shop! So happy they close late! Just got out of the train station headed to my hotel and this was the best pit stop ever ! Good pizza , good music, good decor/vibe. The pizza is so good and fresh. 10/10 prices are reasonable. Plenty of place to sit inside and outside! Variety of pizza is displayed and even vegan options.
Wiseguy Pizza in Washington, DC, is known for its delicious, oversized pizzas that provide good value for the money. Good quality and taste of the pizzas, the generous portions make it a worthwhile dining experience. However, one drawback is the lengthy wait time for whole pizzas, which can be frustrating if you're in a hurry.
For those looking to avoid the wait, the ready-to-eat slices are a convenient alternative, allowing you to enjoy the same great taste without the delay. The restaurant's late-night hours are another significant advantage, making it a popular spot for night owls and those looking for a late dinner or snack.
Overall, Wiseguy Pizza combines quality and convenience, though the wait time for whole pies might be a consideration for those with less patience.
Pizza slice: $4-$5 each.
Decent pizza. A bit overcooked. Bottom was burned a bit. Crust rock hard.
When I first walked in, I asked to use restroom. Employee tells me where it is but does not tell me code.
While ordering slices, I was asking what was on them, employee (older Black male), had a bit of attitude, and gave me terse responses. Clearly, he is not happy to work there.
Ten percent military discount.
STAY AWAY NO RESPECT!!
I come into this place every single day for lunch $15 a day spend you just lost me as a customer.. Pete’s New Haven pizza is way better is nw then dealing with trash staff you have. Pizza burned change me for extra sauce when I am a daily customer no respect or loyalty to your customers I’ll NEVER come back that’s my word how you give me burned pizza unbelievable this BS isn’t even eatable way to rip me off
Wiseguy is a solid spot for a quick meal. I tried the Truffle Mushroom and Hot Hawaiian. The crust tasted good. The Truffle Mushroom was a bit bland for my taste. The Hot Hawaiian was spot on and exactly what I was craving.

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Opening Hours

Sunday 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Monday 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Tuesday 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Wednesday 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Thursday 11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
Friday 11:00 AM - 03:00 AM
Saturday 11:00 AM - 03:00 AM

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